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"Obi-Wan is a Prick" by Jay Richard Look at that. That's just great. I told you that I had the high ground, didn't I? But no, no, you didn't listen. Now look at you. You're, like, Darth Stumpy McStumpstump now. You overachiever -- you couldn't stop with just one missing limb. That would be too easy for you, Sith boy. You were the Chosen One, you idiot. I mean, Space Jesus, you were supposed to be the salvation of the galaxy. I had to grade you on a curve just to get you to "Jedi" status. I couldn't flunk our precious little Chosen One, now could I? Do you have any idea how much pressure there was for me to pass you, like you were the scho